I want to be a Mermaid

Thursday, May 3, 2012

I've decided there is only one way to survive in this damp and wet British weather and that's to turn into a Mermaid


Step 1 - get wet, preferably by a crashing wave
Step 2 - get really wet, soaking
Step 3 - get tangled up in coral and seaweed
Step 4 - Arise as a resplendent Siren reflecting all the colours of the sun and sea in your delicate metallic scales 






trainee Mermaids shop here: 

 www.alexandermcqueen.com
www.irisvanherpen.com
www.chanel.com
www.isseymiyake.com